Magic Sproutz

One week after I "planted" it (which consisted of popping off the top of the can and adding some water), the bean has surfaced. Doing it's best impersonation of a cockroach buried in chopped pecans.

November 24 is also Use Even If Seal Is Broken Day

May your stuffing be tasty,
May your turkey be plump.
May your potatoes 'n gravy
Have nary a lump,
May your yams be delicious
May your pies take the prize,
May your Thanksgiving dinner
Stay off of your thighs.

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Chew THIS!

When yo' chillin' with
the bee-yatches,
get yo' mofo groove on
and put a cap in that
dawg breath.

Check this freaky
fresh fruit flava'
made for bad-asses
just like you
'cause you da man!

Ain't no denying, this
shee-yat's dope!

A'ight.

Ain't nothin' but a mofo thang

The mall so friendly it greets you at the door.

The candle fountain. For the oxymoron in your life.

November 10 is Forget-Me-Not Day

When Lawns Attack